And they showed us... Santa. "Santa" asked, What would you like for Christmas, little [boy, girl]? Have you been a good [boy, girl] this year? Be sure to take a bath before you come next time. (He didn't say that really; I'm just messin' with ya.)
Ever wondered why no one asks Santa -
- Have you been a good Santa this year?
- When you gonna cut your beard?
- What's the most kids that have set on your lap and knees?
- You wear the same hat every year, or do you have lots of 'em and they all look alike? My daddy has lots of pants that all look alike.
- Before you were Santa, what did you do? I mean, whose lap did you sit on at Christmas when you were a boy?
- I heard you get lots of mail from kids sent to the North Pole. But are you like everybody else, I mean, do you use email? What's your address?
- Do you have Walmart there, 'cus where do you get the toys from to bring to all the kids in America?
- How long does it take to train your reindeer? Do you have substitute reindeer in Chicago to replace the tired ones when you are flying to California?
- Actually, I don't want any presents this Christmas. I rather you find my daddy and bring him home, 'cus I haven't seen him for a long time.
- When you are flyin' aroun' to deliver presents to all the kids, do you ever meet angels? Are they faster 'n your reindeer?
- Why do they call krismas, Christmas?
- Do you believe in Jesus?
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